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Faithful Live Bets Direct readers may recall those halcyon days of April 2009 when tabloid headlines where bogged down with pictures of Mel Gibson and Russian pianist Oksana Grigorieva, followed by very public announcement of separation between Mad Max and his wife of 28 years, Robyn Denise Moore.

This, of course, harkened back to an April 2006 incident in which Gibson was busted by police officers (one of which he rather informally addressed as “Sugar Tits”) in which he ranted about the general wickedness of the Jews, not at all legitimizing claims that Gibson’s o-so-bloody Passion of the Christ was indeed anti-Semitic tripe. Gibson’s little drunken driving mishap and subsequent racist tirade in turn recalled his rants in the late 1990s in Playboy decrying homosexuals.

Cheeky bookmakers Paddy Power naturally immediately offered a proposition bet upon hearing of the divorce, reckoning the bidding on Moore’s award could start at $200 million of Mel Gibson’s $900 million estate. While the former couple did manage to settle, the amount of the settlement was kept quiet from public record; in typical cases, California law provides for all assets to be split 50/50.

This week, Gibson has yet again been caught delivering a vicious tirade, this time to Gerigorieva, whom Gibson allegedly punched in the face twice while she was holding their eight-month-old child.

While some sources have posted a choice two minutes of the audio online (apparently this verbal abuse goes on for quite a while), whether you can download it or not depends on your location. A brief version of the more viciously racist bits run below, but here’s a few choice quotes taken totally out of context, to be sure:

– “You go out in public and you’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking bitch on heat (sic), and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault.”

– “[Grigorieva’s surgically-augmented breasts] look ridiculous. Get rid of them, why don’t you.”

– “They look like a Vegas whore (sic).” (Again, Mel’s on about the boobs here.)

– “You are provocatively dressed all the time with your fake boobs that you feel you have to show off. I don’t like it. I don’t want that woman. I don’t want you. I don’t trust you. I don’t love you.”

– “…a wetback.” (That’s Mel on a mutual Latino acquaintance.)

And absolutely the winning/losing sound bit of the lot, really a gem of pure 14-karat manure from the cesspool of this dude’s mind:

– “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down, but you will blow me first.”

As a result of these allegations and the public nature of Gibson’s tirade, his longtime talent agency William Morris Endeavor Entertainment formally announced their dropping of him from their client rolls; this move certainly made agency partner Ari Emanuel happy. Emanuel had publicly expressed his dislike for Gibson after the 2006 incident – gee, with a name like “Ari Emanuel,” LBD wonders why…

Now, folks, will you please stop attending and paying for the overblown, ultra-violent and straight-up *bad* movies directed by this idiot racist? Thank you.