Post-Miss USA, Carrie Prejean futures from BetUS
Carrie Prejean has been stripped of her Miss California title; couldn’t have happened to a nicer person, eh? Cleverly enough, BetUS bookmakers was able to capitalize on the next obvious question about The Dethroned One – i.e. What’s next? – with a slew of “Celebrity Props: Carrie Prejean” bets for your gambling perusal.
The checklist of props and the concomitant Live Bets Direct take follows.
• Carrie Prejean to Appear Naked in a Men’s Magazine
Yes: 5/2
No: 1/4
The Live Bets Direct take: Does this include or not include the semi- or fully nude shots which may or may not be out there?
• Which Men’s Magazine will Carrie Prejean Pose Nude For?
Playboy: 1/4
Penthouse: 2/1
Hustler: 8/1
Swank: 10/1
High Society: 12/1
The Live Bets Direct take: If you’re going “yes” on “Carrie Prejean to Appear Naked in a Men’s Magazine,” you might as well throw some cash here, too. A Yes/Playboy – and if Prejean does strip down for a spread, it’ll be for the magazine favored by classier Republicans – parlay would bring returns of 25/8.
Unfortunate indeed it is that BetUS isn’t including the near-nudity of the FHMs of the publishing world, because Prejean seems a cinch for a Maxim shoot.
• Carrie Prejean shares a stage with Sarah Palin
What's that? A Sarah Palin picture? Sure!
Yes in 2009: 1/2
Not before 2010: 3/2
The Live Bets Direct take: When is an appearance with an attractive, “pro-Family” gay basher obviously brought down by the liberal media elite not a plus for a would-be GOP presidential candidate? When it’s with someone who did nudey pics posted online. “Not before 2010” looks damn good here. Then again, it appears that righties *do* politically equate the two as victims…
• Will Carrie Prejean become a Fox News reporter?
Yes: 7/2
The Live Bets Direct take: Sure, why not? Prejean is just about Fox’s speed…
• Prejean to march in a Gay Pride Parade before 2011
Yes: 4/1
The Live Bets Direct take: No.
Prejean's next colleague?
• Will Carrie Prejean appear on The Apprentice?
Yes: 3/1
The Live Bets Direct take: Whoa, is this really the line? Surely “The Donald” will give Carrie a chance to redeem herself on national television. Can’t you imagine the producers salivating over the opportunity to give Prejean some ardently homosexual employees or co-competitors on the show? (What’s Richard Simmons doing these days, by the way…?) “Now that’s,” says some studio guy right now as spittle flies from his mouth, “great reality TV!”
• Tami Farrell completes her term as Miss California
Yes: 1/5
No: 3/1
The Live Bets Direct take: Yes, obviously. Ever since the Vanessa Williams scandal of 1984, we’ve had many an American beauty queen forced to resign amid scandal. Have you ever heard of a Miss Understudy subsequently going down? Didn’t think so.
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